i've never really lived
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epic-humor:

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

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fromunderthestump:

thERE IS NO PERSON I HATE MORE THAN PEREZ HILTON I FUCKING PEREZ HE IS AN ACTUAL PIECE OF SHIT AND DESERVES ACTUAL SHIT 
davestrider123:

seperate nepeta picture cause I liked how it turned out

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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nyupanties:

stop unfollowing me im a princess

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tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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